Omigosh….I did NOT just throw that cake at the headteacher’s face! Oh noooooooooooo, here he comes!

“Did you throw that?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Why did you throw that?”

“We had a food fight….and you must have walked in as I aimed……”

“Detention. And next time, you might want to NOT spill juice over your white trousers.”

“Darn….”