“Check it out! I finished my essay!”

“Thats great, dear, but you had to give it in 2 months ago, you know.”

“Yeah right! Look it says on this piece of paper : To be given on the 5th of May.”

“Yes dear but its July now.”

“What??? Thats impossible! The May festival was only a day ago!”

“No, dear, that was the summer festival.”

“Then how come there were lots and lots of flowers?”

“They were summer flowers, dear, not spring ones.’

“Huh?”